Attention every corporate body who thinks the general public cares that it’s your ‘birthday’:
Wow! 75 years of Company XYZ pumping out ear-raping advertisements! 50 years of government bailouts for No-Frills Faceless Bank!
Seriously: do you, the marketing parasites of these commercial leviathins, truly believe we give a fuck that the company has been around for [insert random number] years? And that it’s somehow cause for public ceremony? Continue reading “Psychotic horse asks: Who cares about corporate birthdays anyway?”